WHOA.!--nice one :))
- A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students the
- teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?"
- Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade.My sister is in the
- third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
- third-grade too!"
- The Teacher had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office. While
- the boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
- principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he
- would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his
- questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed.
- Boy. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
- agreed to take the test.
- Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
- Boy.: "9".
- Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
- Boy.: "36".
- And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
- should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think
- Boy can go to the third-grade." the teacher says to the principal, "I
- have some of my own questions.
- Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy. both agree.
- the teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two
- of?
- Boy., after a moment "Legs."
- Teacher : "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
- Boy.: "Pockets."
- Teacher : What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
- delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
- Boy.: Coconut
- Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky? The
- principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer,
- Boy. was taking charge.
- Boy.: Bubblegum
- Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a
- dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before
- he could stop the answer...
- Boy.: Shake hands
- Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
- Boy.: Yep.
- Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I
- get wet before you do.
- Boy.: Tent
- Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The
- best man always has me first.The Principal was looking restless, a bit
- tense.
- Boy.: Wedding Ring
- Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow
- me, you feel good.
- Boy.: Nose
- Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
- Boy.: Arrow
- Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of
- heat and excitement?
- Boy.: Firetruck
- Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you dont get
- it u have to use ur hand.
- Boy.: Fork
- Teacher: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men
- than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife
- after they're married?
- Boy.: SURNAME
- Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of
- veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
- Boy.: HEART.
- The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
- "Send this Boy to College, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"
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- shittt! =)))))))))))))))))))))))))
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